LOTR 30 day challenge | Day sixteen: Ugliest Orc/Uruk
Lurtz; Fucking the subject of many nightmares when I was an 11 year old kid. To this day, I still feel sick to the stomach whenever I watch this scene.
He’s scary people, SCARY!
Strongest and smartest of all Uruk Hai, scaring man is good!
I beg forgiveness of my absence, my sons, my dear husband. I was overwhelmed and went for a walk when I received word that someone I became friends with had become ill. I should have said something. But now I am home…
What?! What?! Home?! Boromir is in…
Interesting, as you are speaking to Boromir and he is in Imladris. You must be an idiot. Oh wait…
(it was kind of a given, he’s not actually in imladris, kind of how everyone is together in chats and yet they’re really not in the same place, if that makes sense)
I beg forgiveness of my absence, my sons, my dear husband. I was overwhelmed and went for a walk when I received word that someone I became friends with had become ill. I should have said something. But now I am home…
What?! What?! Home?! Boromir is in charge and would have sent word! THERE IS A URUK-HAI IN IMLADRIS, CELEBRIAN! LEAVE NOW! LEAVE NOW!!
-rolls his eyes- I’m not in Imladris, elven fool. Unless one of my soldiers has managed to get past your pathetic guard on his own.
The smell of man blood is disturbing my thoughts, I will have to commit many acts of violence to rid myself of them. Where have the men gone? Threatening feminine captains bores me! I might have to move on to elves. Where is the challenge?
“This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are Uruk-Hai. Their armor is thick and their shields broad”
Smart man to be slain.
